Gers wrote:
Chaise Longue by Baxter Dury
‘As we began our decent into Hamburg airport, Strangler made the sound of a Lancaster bomber to the disgust of everyone on the plane. I knew then that this trip was doomed’
Ostensibly the tail of Duty’s chaotic childhood, after his father, musician Ian, decided that he couldn’t look after his offspring, and punted that job out to one of his roadies. A 6’7” giant nicknamed The Sulphate Strangler, after his prediction for dealing amphetamines, and lifting people up by the neck.
It’s a cracking, if extremely expensive, little book. After his bohemian parents split when he was a toddler, Baxter spent his childhood in the care of the aforementioned Strangler. A man who would go days without sleeping, dealing drugs, filling Duty senior’s flat with waifs and strays, and just basically fueling the already chaotic mood that surrounded Ian.
It’s a strangely romantic tail. Baxter and The Strangler form some sort of loco-parentis relationship. After not sleeping for three days on the trot, The Strangler still manages to drop Dury Jr off at the school gates, with a friendly parental wave. I say school, however, Bax gets expelled from every educational institution his father manages to pay for him to attend.
I went to see The Bad Seeds at Victoria Park just before the world ended, and Baxter was on the bill. He was the outstanding performer that day. He has this persona, The Night Chancer, that's just perfect. Grubby off-white suit, disheveled hair, mumbled vocals. He was brilliant.
I’ve taken to giving my books away recently. I won’t be donating this to a worthy cause. It’ll spend the rest of my days on my bookcase.
Yeah well I have similar feelings about a book I stumbled across. "Too tough to love" by Johnny Ramone's ex-girlfriend 'Roxy'.
She has always been presented as something of a pathetic alcoholic.
If her book is anything to go by - and she doesn't deny the booze - a lot of what 'is out there' isn't right at all.
Now we all know (ok.... us geeks do) that Johnny wasn't nice at all. But although she presents him as a controlling almost monster (which she seemed to like at first) he was much more a true partner to her than is acknowledhged. And you get some more insight into the whole Jonny/Joey thing.
It's not written well. She punctuates almost everything with an exclamation mark and, as I say, admits she was off her head a lot of the time but there's some interesting snippets.
I'd hardly recommend you lot, dear posters, go out and buy it but WTF. Anything out of the ordinary - which I've already got everything of - Ramones is for me. Like ya Gers I won't be selling it.
Just hope my kids don't just take all my valuable rare books to the charity shop when I move to the Great Gig In The Sky.