keyser soze wrote:
BertieWoostersDonsClub wrote:
I feel a limerick coming on...

A former Dons winger named Puncheon
Went to a club for a luncheon
It might not be right
But he got in a fight
And dribbled all over his truncheon
Wow, that really is crap! I'll get my coat.
What was it Blackadder said?
It started badly, it tailed off a little in the middle, and the less said about the end the better. But apart from that it was excellent.Actually, I thought it was quite good apart from maybe the last line? Mind you, any mention of a luncheon at a club makes me think of the Drones Club so maybe I'm biased.
Reading the full story it sounds like Puncheon is charged with being in a fight and
carrying an offensive weapon;
not sure if he used it or if that makes much difference. make a difference but 'carrying one' is (obviously) still eligible for being charged.