THE CONCRETE ROUNDABOUT (TCR)

868 to be exact

That's a stupid thing to say.
The video would last over 3 hours.

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Gimme Gimme Shock Treatment

Now I know Gladwin had barely 1 training session, but you'd still hope for some sort of 'new manager bounce' and I also doubt he'll be changing much either so the players should have been reasonably prepared for Tuesday.

Not only were there no improvements, I actually think we were worse than we were under Lindsey, probably already proving the point that sacking Lindsey was just incredibly dumb.

Tuesday was the first away game of the season that we failed to have a shot on target.

Over the season, we've actually been OK at creating chances away from home. So if you thought Tuesday was bad, just wait until Saturday.

Yep.

Will we continue this amazing streak of not scoring at home on a Saturday. It will be 111 days since a goal at home on a Saturday going into the game.

We wouldn't score in a brothel. We'd probably keep going up and down the corridor deciding which one to pick before chickening out and going back downstairs

Not even exaggerating but we could have played for another 90 minutes on Tuesday and still not had a shot on target.

I ssked an AI chat bot on how to score a goal and got the following answer.

To understand how MK Dons (Milton Keynes Dons) can score a goal in a football match, we need to consider various tactical and strategic elements of the game. Here are some key factors and strategies that can help MK Dons score a goal:

### Tactical Approaches

1. **Formation and Positioning**:
- **Attacking Formation**: Use a formation that emphasizes attacking play, such as a 4-3-3 or 4-2-3-1. This allows for more players in advanced positions.
- **Wide Play**: Utilize wingers to stretch the opposition's defense and create crossing opportunities.
- **Central Play**: Focus on central midfielders and forwards to create chances through the middle.

2. **Set Pieces**:
- **Corners and Free Kicks**: Practice set-piece routines to create scoring opportunities from corners, free kicks, and throw-ins.
- **Dead Ball Specialists**: Identify players who are good at taking set pieces and ensure they are well-positioned to score.

3. **Counter-Attacking**:
- **Quick Transitions**: Exploit the opposition's defensive mistakes by quickly transitioning from defense to attack.
- **Speed and Precision**: Use fast, direct passes and runs to catch the opposition off guard.

4. **Pressing and Possession**:
- **High Press**: Apply high pressure on the opposition to win the ball back in dangerous areas.
- **Possession Play**: Maintain possession to control the game and create scoring opportunities through patient build-up play.

### Individual Skills

1. **Strikers**:
- **Finishing**: Ensure strikers are clinical in front of goal and have good finishing skills.
- **Movement**: Encourage strikers to make intelligent runs to create space and receive the ball in scoring positions.

2. **Midfielders**:
- **Creativity**: Midfielders should be creative and capable of making key passes and through balls.
- **Support**: Provide support to the forwards by making runs into the box.

3. **Wingers**:
- **Crossing**: Wingers should be adept at delivering accurate crosses into the box.
- **Dribbling**: Use dribbling skills to beat defenders and create scoring opportunities.

### Training and Preparation

1. **Drills and Practice**:
- **Shooting Drills**: Regularly practice shooting drills to improve accuracy and power.
- **Set-Piece Drills**: Dedicate time to practicing set-piece routines to ensure they are well-rehearsed.

2. **Scouting and Analysis**:
- **Opposition Analysis**: Study the opposition's defense to identify weaknesses and exploit them.
- **Video Analysis**: Use video analysis to review past performances and identify areas for improvement.

### Game Day Strategies

1. **Adaptability**:
- **In-Game Adjustments**: Be prepared to make tactical adjustments during the game based on how the opposition is playing.
- **Substitutions**: Use substitutions wisely to bring on fresh legs and different tactical options.

2. **Mental Preparation**:
- **Confidence**: Ensure players are confident and believe in their ability to score goals.
- **Focus**: Maintain focus and concentration throughout the game to capitalize on scoring opportunities.

By combining these tactical, individual, and preparatory elements, MK Dons can increase their chances of scoring goals and achieving success on the pitch.

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Disclaimer: All my comments are my opinions unless stated otherwise. I'm just a fan following my club.

Roy Keane was right

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=R8cvax9AoY8

Remember that video we did as a rebuke to this- looks a bit silly now after endless games losing without scoring or shooting.

It sounds reductive but the main tactic should be "do a goal"

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It's the hope that kills you

Put it in the dugout!

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It's the hope that kills you