The world would be a much better place if cyclists fucked off.

That's Dan and Sandy told then.

Cyclists are the kind of twats that have their fog lights on when it's raining.

Few more....

- When people from other countries claim English players aren't English due to their heritage.
- People who are born and raised in England but claim their parent's culture instead.
- When immigrants don't make any effort to integrate (learn English, embrace UK culture, mix with UK people)
- Snapchat/Twitter/Instagram culture
- People who put filters on their photos
- Avocados labelled 'Ripe and Ready' or 'Ready to Eat' and being as solid as a rock
- People with that ridiculous haircut where it's short at the sides and back, but long/curly on top (it's called a 'Meet Me at McDonalds' haircut)
- Love Island, and reality tv in general
- People who openly support more than one club, especially if they are in the same country
- Overbearing feminists
- Extreme liberals/snowflakes, the type that claim there are more than two genders and that people can be 'gender fluid'
- The #MeToo movement
- Talentless reality tv participants that become rich through being talentless
- People who talk/use their phone during a film at the cinema
- The ridiculous amount of time it takes for some employers to process job applications and invite applicants to interview

I'll be honest here mate. Hope you've got a tin hat on.

I'm ready