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Graham Alexander has made be hate everything, so rant time
- People who love to claim food is 'authentic', the 'proper way' or 'traditional' just because they've been to one fancy restaurant or been on holiday somewhere
- Recreations of old sport shirts
- People who film gigs. Sure, yet one quick snap or a little bit of your favourite song. Filming more than a minute or so, fuck off, go watch it on youtube instead. Enjoy the experience
- Footy lads who debate the best lagers on twitter. Blind tastings, bet you couldn't tell the difference. They all come from the same 3 or 4 factories
- 'Instagram vs reality' pictures. You're posing for both. Fuck off
- Graham Alexander - I can't really call what he's doing sport so this can be included
- People who ask for 'half and half' pizzas
- Restaurants who refuse 'half and half pizzas'. It's an annoying request, but also not hard. Just do it.
- People who ask for 'a little ice so it doesn't dilute the drink'. A little ice will melt quickly and dilute it. Lots of ice won't.
- Clothes sizes. Why am I a medium but also an XL?
- New contestants on Taskmaster. It was funny when it was up and coming comedians, bigger celebrities have killed it. Those performance tasks can do one too
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