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 Post subject: Newspeak
PostPosted: Tue Dec 05, 2017 4:39 pm 
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Some light relief amid all the turmoil.

Young lad at work, he's 20, came away with this bit of newspeak today.

"He was trying to slip into my sister's DM's"

Now, being a man of a certain vintage I naturally assumed that someone was trying his sister's boots on. What he actually ment was that someone was trying to read his sister's Twitter page.

Anyone else have an equally ridiculous version of newspeak?

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 Post subject: Re: Newspeak
PostPosted: Tue Dec 05, 2017 5:43 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Newspeak
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When the yoof of today talk about 'R&B' they don't mean stuff like Dr Feelgood and 9 Below Zero. :( :( :ugeek:

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 Post subject: Re: Newspeak
PostPosted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 10:21 pm 
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Aliramone wrote:
When the yoof of today talk about 'R&B' they don't mean stuff like Dr Feelgood and 9 Below Zero. :( :( :ugeek:


Sadly this with bells on

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