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| Author: | keyser soze [ Thu Nov 30, 2017 10:03 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Jokes Thread sponsored by Jimmy Bullard. |
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does this taste funny to you?" |
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| Author: | BristolDon [ Sat Dec 02, 2017 12:06 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Jokes Thread sponsored by Jimmy Bullard. |
Two clowns were eating a cannibal. One turns to the other and says "I think we got this joke wrong" |
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| Author: | BristolDon [ Sat Dec 02, 2017 12:09 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Jokes Thread sponsored by Jimmy Bullard. |
Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "His do we drive this thing?" |
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| Author: | BristolDon [ Sat Dec 02, 2017 12:10 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Jokes Thread sponsored by Jimmy Bullard. |
Why don't ants ever get ill? Because of their anty bodies |
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| Author: | BristolDon [ Sat Dec 02, 2017 12:11 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Jokes Thread sponsored by Jimmy Bullard. |
Everyone laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now... |
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| Author: | Gers [ Sat Dec 02, 2017 10:05 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Jokes Thread sponsored by Jimmy Bullard. |
Before you judge another, try walking a mile in his shoes. Then, who cares! You're a mile away and you've got his shoes. |
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| Author: | DippyDon [ Sat Dec 02, 2017 1:37 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Jokes Thread sponsored by Jimmy Bullard. |
When my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, everything changed. My name, my address, my phone number... |
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| Author: | Gers [ Sat Dec 02, 2017 1:45 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Jokes Thread sponsored by Jimmy Bullard. |
BristolDon wrote: Why don't ants ever get ill? Because of their anty bodies My favourite so far. |
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| Author: | BristolDon [ Sat Dec 02, 2017 8:42 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Jokes Thread sponsored by Jimmy Bullard. |
How does a penguin build his house? Igloos it together |
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| Author: | BristolDon [ Sat Dec 02, 2017 8:44 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Jokes Thread sponsored by Jimmy Bullard. |
Why did the Mexican push his wife of a cliff? TEQUILA!!! (Enter mariachi band as everyone present is given a shot) |
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