Gers wrote:
I'm thinking of taking a job as a postman. It's gotta' be better than walking the streets.
Have you just opened the Xmas crackers early?
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| Author: | Gers [ Wed Oct 18, 2017 4:45 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Jokes Thread sponsored by Jimmy Bullard. |
When I got home last night, I stayed up playing poker with tarot cards. Got a full house, but four people died. |
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| Author: | Gers [ Wed Nov 22, 2017 5:40 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Jokes Thread sponsored by Jimmy Bullard. |
Van Gogh arranges to meet Gauguin in the pub after a hard day at the old easel. "Alright Vince, what you having?" "I'm alright Paul, I've got one 'ear" |
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| Author: | Gers [ Wed Nov 29, 2017 9:43 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Jokes Thread sponsored by Jimmy Bullard. |
I've just taken up meditation. Well, it beats just sitting around doing nothing. |
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| Author: | Gers [ Wed Nov 29, 2017 9:44 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Jokes Thread sponsored by Jimmy Bullard. |
I'm thinking of taking a job as a postman. It's gotta' be better than walking the streets. |
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| Author: | Kempstondons6 [ Thu Nov 30, 2017 5:49 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Jokes Thread sponsored by Jimmy Bullard. |
Gers wrote: I'm thinking of taking a job as a postman. It's gotta' be better than walking the streets. Have you just opened the Xmas crackers early?
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| Author: | Modders [ Thu Nov 30, 2017 8:16 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Jokes Thread sponsored by Jimmy Bullard. |
"that ball went round and round - and stopped straight on black 13"... |
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| Author: | wotalad [ Thu Nov 30, 2017 4:02 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Jokes Thread sponsored by Jimmy Bullard. |
Man wakes up from a long coma. The Dr leans over and asks "How are you feeling?" "Not well" the man replies "I can't feel my legs" "That's because we've amputated your arms" |
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| Author: | SOUTHSTANDER [ Thu Nov 30, 2017 4:13 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Jokes Thread sponsored by Jimmy Bullard. |
I bought a book on procrastinating, still haven’t got round to reading it! |
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| Author: | Gers [ Thu Nov 30, 2017 4:41 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Jokes Thread sponsored by Jimmy Bullard. |
I had to get my old violin out of the shed today as I gave Yehudi My new 'un. |
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| Author: | keyser soze [ Thu Nov 30, 2017 9:34 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Jokes Thread sponsored by Jimmy Bullard. |
Sphere wrote: More than content to have a jokes thread on here, just keep it at the Jimmy Bullard type humour, please. If it's a joke that you might hear on TV without the media up in arms it is fine, if it's not, then it's not .Shame. I was going to post The Most Horrible Joke In The World. And, weirdly, it's a Dad joke. |
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