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PostPosted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 10:03 pm 
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Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does this taste funny to you?"

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 02, 2017 12:06 am 
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Two clowns were eating a cannibal. One turns to the other and says "I think we got this joke wrong"


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PostPosted: Sat Dec 02, 2017 12:09 am 
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Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "His do we drive this thing?"


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PostPosted: Sat Dec 02, 2017 12:10 am 
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Why don't ants ever get ill?
Because of their anty bodies


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Everyone laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now...


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Before you judge another, try walking a mile in his shoes.
Then, who cares! You're a mile away and you've got his shoes.

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 02, 2017 1:37 pm 
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When my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, everything changed.
My name, my address, my phone number...

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 02, 2017 1:45 pm 
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BristolDon wrote:
Why don't ants ever get ill?
Because of their anty bodies

My favourite so far.

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 02, 2017 8:42 pm 
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How does a penguin build his house?
Igloos it together


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Why did the Mexican push his wife of a cliff?
TEQUILA!!!

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