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PostPosted: Sat Dec 02, 2017 8:45 pm 
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What's the fastest drink?
Milk, because it's pasteurised before you see it


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Where do Generals keep their armies?


Up their sleevies.

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 03, 2017 8:34 pm 
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A Buddhist monk walks up to a kebab van and says "make me one with everything."

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson are on a camping trip. In the middle of the night, Holmes wakes up Watson and says "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

"I see millions of stars, my dear Holmes."

"And what do you deduce from that?"

"Well, a number of things," he says, "astronomically, I observe that there are millions of galaxies and billions of stars and planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I expect that the weather will be fine and clear. Theologically, I see that God is all-powerful, and man, his creation, small and insignificant."

He pauses, then asks "what about you, Holmes?"

"Watson, I deduce that someone has stolen our tent!"

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Why don’t Marxists drink Earl Grey? They believe proper tea is theft.

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I sold my vacuum cleaner the other day. Well, it was just gathering dust.


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Old, but some might not have heard it :lol:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHx8y1rFjdk


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Old, but some might not have heard it :lol:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHx8y1rFjdk

:lol:

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Have you noticed how old people are always talking about death?

I went to visit my mum and she goes "You remember Joyce? She's dead".

I nodded

"Remember Arthur? He's dead."

I nodded again.

"Remember Emily? She's dead now too".

I went "mum give me the gun and get down off the roof".

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