THE CONCRETE ROUNDABOUT (TCR)

I presume we can still buy tickets at the box office ?

No. The modern world is purposely designed to fuck with people over 50.

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I don't need your ill-informed, half-baked, idiotic opinions. I have plenty of those myself.

TGGI

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When you make your music, do you think about the man in the street? No, I've met the man in the street. He's a Ladybit.

Very kind of you to call me over 50. Over 80 would be nearer the mark.

And I like to F- it right back with my impeccably polite logic and observations on the organisation that has messed me about thus keeping them tied up for ages in a pointless conversation where the issue has been resolved.
(Several classics recently with Direct Line, British Gas and NS&I. These will no doubt be used 'for training purposes')

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Gimme Gimme Shock Treatment