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| Author: | Scum. [ Wed Mar 20, 2024 12:00 am ] |
| Post subject: | Useless Stats |
A thread for all things useless stats. You know the ones commentators recite in front of a mirror before blurting out like they are imparting an original thought or critical insight, such as “MK Dons have failed to beat Manchester United since 2014 and have never won a league game home or away against Manchester’s Red Devils” I shall start… https://twitter.com/playmaker_EN/status ... gr%5Etweet MK Dons have scored the most goals across the top 4 tiers of English football in the opening 30 minutes of games this season (29 goals). |
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| Author: | Lieutenant Dan [ Wed Mar 20, 2024 12:05 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Useless Stats |
The worst season Dons have ever had at SMK in attendances is just over 189,000 (2018/19 League Two season). Current total is around 149,000, with only three home games to go. |
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| Author: | midfielder [ Wed Mar 20, 2024 2:40 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Useless Stats |
Damn. That might mean we'll have a play off semi to add 10k onto the seasons crowd total |
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| Author: | Council Kev [ Wed Mar 20, 2024 2:47 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Useless Stats |
As Pete W once said "do I not like playoffs." My blood-sausage on the other hand swears by them. |
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| Author: | Oakeedokee [ Wed Mar 20, 2024 6:17 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Useless Stats |
Not necessarily Dons related but something along the lines of "and between the five of them they have a combined age of 450 years". They might as well say "between the five of them they have a combined height of 29 feet and 2 inches". |
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| Author: | keyser soze [ Wed Mar 20, 2024 10:08 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Useless Stats |
Motson was the God of this sort of bollocks. "This is the first time that a team with blue tops and yellow socks have made it to the quarter finals of the bricklayers supplies cup...". I don't miss him. |
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| Author: | voxish [ Wed Mar 20, 2024 11:29 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Useless Stats |
keyser soze wrote: Motson was the God of this sort of bollocks. "This is the first time that a team with blue tops and yellow socks have made it to the quarter finals of the bricklayers supplies cup...". I don't miss him. I only met him once (at Stadium MK), he was friendly and down to earth. |
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| Author: | Scum. [ Wed Mar 20, 2024 11:50 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Useless Stats |
keyser soze wrote: Motson was the God of this sort of bollocks. "This is the first time that a team with blue tops and yellow socks have made it to the quarter finals of the bricklayers supplies cup...". I don't miss him. I read that in his voice. |
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| Author: | Dad_Of_A_Don [ Thu Mar 21, 2024 7:41 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Useless Stats |
I thought this was another thread about bloody XG or all that "94% chance of playoffs" nonsense! |
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| Author: | Scum. [ Thu Mar 21, 2024 7:58 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Useless Stats |
Dad_Of_A_Don wrote: I thought this was another thread about bloody XG or all that "94% chance of playoffs" nonsense! Well, technically, it is. |
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