donmentor wrote:
Having a local club to support. Whatever happens.
Reminded me of the boll*cks from one of our friends last December. He began with (And I'm cutting out the bad language). "Well why not support a club locally like Luton or or or...(geography was clearly never his strong point). Sensing his "brain" was never going to assist him on this issue he resorted to "Well you are a melt".
I replied it HAD been cold so did he mean "a thaw"? That perplexed him.
As I have said before he then let loose such a volley of language in front of his kids who were about 7 or 8 that even his girlfriend/wife (although female by anatomical arrangement only) elbowed him in the gut causing him to partly spill his lager and said (somewhat ironically) "F- shut up speaking like that". He didn't like me laughing at the lager spilling and continued with "You ought to know better how old are you? What 50?". I replied "I love you, I'm 57".
I thought then he was going to go for me with the bottle he was holding (and so I was genuinely concerned) but she/it pulled him back.
(Again as I've said before)Tthe junior Ramone who is a body builder said "Don't worry dad, if he'd gone for you I'd have snapped his arm". And he would have. Like a twig.
I rather hope I don't meet the chappie again in a couple of weeks.
Oh the post? Sorry...
1. Results
2. Club
3. Koi Carp Pools/Coloured fountains outside gate 6.
4. Jokes about sheep
Soz. I started early. Well it IS Christmas.
All the best you b*ggers!!!!!!