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 Post subject: Dan's plan
PostPosted: Sat Feb 17, 2018 3:49 pm 
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Written by Erik I think.

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 Post subject: Re: Dan's plan
PostPosted: Sat Feb 17, 2018 3:58 pm 
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We need a real football manager not a novice!


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 Post subject: Re: Dan's plan
PostPosted: Sat Feb 17, 2018 4:57 pm 
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He has had easier games too


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 Post subject: Re: Dan's plan
PostPosted: Sat Feb 17, 2018 6:36 pm 
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To get us to a level at which we can compete?


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 Post subject: Re: Dan's plan
PostPosted: Sat Feb 17, 2018 6:46 pm 
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Again I'm going to post this (with some slight alterations)....

(MK Dons supporters are informed that other managers are always able to counteract our manager's plans)

Dan M: You look surprised, supporters.

Supporters: We certainly are. We didn't realise we had any battle plans.

Dan M: Well, of course we have! How else do you think the battles are directed?

Supporters: Our battles are directed?

Dan M: Well, of course they are supporters, directed according to the PW Grand Plan.

Supporters: Would that be the plan to continue with the way we play until we are at the arse end of the Evo Stick Southern League with our supporters numbering precisely 5 and The Cowshed Pigeon?

Dan M: Great Scott! Even you know it!

WTF. Another triple vodka I think. :ugeek:

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 Post subject: Re: Dan's plan
PostPosted: Sat Feb 17, 2018 6:51 pm 
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Aliramone wrote:
Again I'm going to post this (with some slight alterations)....

(MK Dons supporters are informed that other managers are always able to counteract our manager's plans)

Dan M: You look surprised, supporters.

Supporters: We certainly are. We didn't realise we had any battle plans.

Dan M: Well, of course we have! How else do you think the battles are directed?

Supporters: Our battles are directed?

Dan M: Well, of course they are supporters, directed according to the PW Grand Plan.

Supporters: Would that be the plan to continue with the way we play until we are at the arse end of the Evo Stick Southern League with our supporters numbering precisely 5 and The Cowshed Pigeon?

Dan M: Great Scott! Even you know it!

WTF. Another triple vodka I think. :ugeek:


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 Post subject: Re: Dan's plan
PostPosted: Sat Feb 17, 2018 7:17 pm 
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Winkelman: Dan M has formulated a brilliant new tactical plan to ensure final victory in the field
Fan: Ah. Would this brilliant plan involve us passing the ball very slowly towards the opposition and then flapping in final third?
Dan M: How could you possibly know that? It's classified information!
Fan: It's the same plan that we used last time and the seventeen times before that.
Winkelman: Exactly! And that is what is so brilliant about it! It will catch the watchful opposition totally off guard! Doing precisely what we've done eighteen times before and all season is exactly the last thing they'll expect us to do this time! There is, however, one small problem.
Fan: That we normally always concede in the first ten minutes, struggle to score and then end up losing.
Winkelman: That's right. And I'm a bit worried this may be depressing the suppoters a tad.


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 Post subject: Re: Dan's plan
PostPosted: Sat Feb 17, 2018 7:17 pm 
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Dan is a man with a plan - PW.

What a load of rubbish.


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 Post subject: Re: Dan's plan
PostPosted: Sat Feb 17, 2018 7:28 pm 
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RedOnRed wrote:
Winkelman: Dan M has formulated a brilliant new tactical plan to ensure final victory in the field
Fan: Ah. Would this brilliant plan involve us passing the ball very slowly towards the opposition and then flapping in final third?
Dan M: How could you possibly know that? It's classified information!
Fan: It's the same plan that we used last time and the seventeen times before that.
Winkelman: Exactly! And that is what is so brilliant about it! It will catch the watchful opposition totally off guard! Doing precisely what we've done eighteen times before and all season is exactly the last thing they'll expect us to do this time! There is, however, one small problem.
Fan: That we normally always concede in the first ten minutes, struggle to score and then end up losing.
Winkelman: That's right. And I'm a bit worried this may be depressing the suppoters a tad.

VERY GOOD MON AMI :lol: :lol: :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: Dan's plan
PostPosted: Sat Feb 17, 2018 8:49 pm 
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Are you sure you mean PLAN not PAN? Cos that's where we seem to be going. Of course, that old saying about 'Dan, Dan the lavatory man' should have prepared us.....


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