THE CONCRETE ROUNDABOUT (TCR)

(Reading from large card held by agent just out of camera shot)
"I'm an attacking player who wants to do whatever he can to get this team back to where it should be." (Looks rather uncertain as to exactly what that actually means but manages to turn it into a sort of smile)

New card held by agent...
"I know some of the boys from a) when we in the nursery on Kents Hill b) when I played against MKD last season c) when we met p*ssed up at Xcape before pre-season
(Agent shakes head in very disapproving manner and holds up new card.)

"I can't wait to get started"
Agent nods and makes 'end it there FFS' motion with hand.

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Gimme Gimme Shock Treatment

"We're delighted to have secured our new centre forward target man who comes highly recommended. Over 50 caps for England - in basketball."

“When did you first hear of interest from Milton Keynes Dons and what type of player are you?”

“You must be looking forward to playing here in such a great stadium”

“You obviously know the manager and Ash Hunter from previous clubs you were together at, mostly from sitting on the bench and making cups of tea”

Some excellent efforts here, I’ll be amazed if some of them don’t get aired before the Sky TV clock goes bong.

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Read the MELTDOWN after every game, no bullshit, just giving it straight

Scribble wrote:

"It was ages ago but I told them to s*d off. League 2! Ha! Ya F- joking."
Agent off camera gets very agitated.
"But when nothing else came my way I thought, well I've got to pay the mortgage and the child support so...."
Agent 'accidentally' trips over the cable ending the interview.

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Gimme Gimme Shock Treatment

Four CMs plus Smith is the same as four CMs and no Smith. He was a waste of space.