THE CONCRETE ROUNDABOUT (TCR)

The player left after getting a parking ticket at the stadium.

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This is a massive club

"Meh. We really couldn't be arsed this window. Maybe we'll look at bringing someone in come January".

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I don't need your ill-informed, half-baked, idiotic opinions. I have plenty of those myself.

As soon as the manager told me his plans I couldn’t wait to come here.

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Read the MELTDOWN after every game, no bullshit, just giving it straight

We missed out on him last January, but this time we could get it over the line …….when he agreed to lower wages.

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Read the MELTDOWN after every game, no bullshit, just giving it straight

This assumes we are going to actually sign someone

"The player couldn't find anything redeeming about this club, the poor home atmosphere, the low attendances, the training in dogshit-ridden public spaces. Thankfully he's a massive capitalist and loves neomodernist architecture so both the stadium and Milton Keynes city centre were a perfect fit for him."

"You look around the place....."

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GEORGE BALDOCK




ONE OF OUR OWN

We had a striker lined up, but at the last minute he came to his senses.

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Read the MELTDOWN after every game, no bullshit, just giving it straight

"I heard that the club likes to develop younger players, and the gaffer didn't shake his head when I asked him".