Lieutenant Dan wrote:
Because the England men's football team are full of ladybits, run by ladybits for ladybits.
Inggurlund exists to give vague, rare hope to people who have completely empty lives and need something to give their otherwise facile existence meaning. Hence the reason that complete fuckwits rock up to Boxpark, pay £7 a pint for pisswater and then lob it about the place when Inggurlund have inevitably stroked it past another set of plodders.
For a long time I felt disillusioned by the England team. Maybe it was growing up with the 'golden era' who kept failing, then we fell into this boring squad of mediocrity, ageing stars and player of the month call ups. However there is something different about this team. Whilst at times I struggle with Southgate I like a lot of this squad. Many of them have made smart career choices, they come across as fun personalities off the pitch, they interview well (except the Captain), some unique talents in there and when they get going can be quite exciting to watch.
In terms of the fuckwits at Boxpark I agree. I felt the response to England to an extent last summer was fun. After 18 months of lockdowns, there was something quite nice about the Euros, minus the behaviour of some fuckwits. A lot of it seems forced. Some want to look cool and feel like proper fans, despite many of those who regularly attend games at any level would probably never throw a pint or buy vile fake vintage shirts. Some like it as a national pride thing too. But in the large part, or at least my experiences working in bars during tournaments, is it is quite nice to see people actually giving a shit about this team for a change.
I also want England to do well to make my friends lots of money