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 Post subject: Favourite Football Names
PostPosted: Thu Jan 04, 2018 3:54 pm 
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Saw a clip today of Wycombe's FA cup run with the greatly named Jermaine McSporran playing for them. Then we signed Ike Ugbo and rumours of Duckens Nazon. It got me thinking of some of the great footballer's names out there.
Some of my favourites (mostly now retired):
Bimbo Fatokum.
Barend Beltman.
Frank Awanka.
Manuel Canabal.
Mongy Ruler.
Tobie Mimboe.
Norman Conquest.
Eggbert Barwinkle (footballer who most sounds like a PG Wodehouse character).

Schoolboy humour, but anyone have any others to add?


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BertieWoostersDonsClub wrote:
Saw a clip today of Wycombe's FA cup run with the greatly named Jermaine McSporran playing for them. Then we signed Ike Ugbo and rumours of Duckens Nazon. It got me thinking of some of the great footballer's names out there.
Some of my favourites (mostly now retired):
Bimbo Fatokum.
Barend Beltman.
Frank Awanka.
Manuel Canabal.
Mongy Ruler.
Tobie Mimboe.
Norman Conquest.
Eggbert Barwinkle (footballer who most sounds like a PG Wodehouse character).

Schoolboy humour, but anyone have any others to add?


There’s Com Plete Bellend who plays for the scum ;)


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 04, 2018 4:15 pm 
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Ex Don: Matt Carbon.

He sounded like a colour choice in the Dulux Goth paint range.




(I've used that joke before, on Ye Olde Moocamp. But it's a good one, so fuck you all :P )

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 04, 2018 6:19 pm 
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Waldo Ponce
Johnny Moustache
Nortei Nortei
John Nutter
Max Power

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 04, 2018 6:46 pm 
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Danny shittu
Stefan kuntz
Paul dickov
Mark de man


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Christian Fuchs
Ben Bukake
Cream Pi (plays for Osman Sow's old club in China, Henan Jianye)
Steve Double-Penetration (plays for Partick Thistle)


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Kevin Lasagna - striker for udinese and one of my favourite meals


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 04, 2018 11:21 pm 
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FilthyDon wrote:
Christian Fuchs
Ben Bukake
Cream Pi (plays for Osman Sow's old club in China, Henan Jianye)
Steve Double-Penetration (plays for Partick Thistle)

Oh, they must have got a transfer.
The last time I knew, Cream Pi played for Semen Padang in Indonesia - they've got a lot of dribblers;
While Steve Double-Penetration was at Deportivo Wanka in Peru - they're full of individualistic players who always like to go it alone.

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Waldo Ponce
Johnny Moustache
Nortei Nortei
John Nutter
Max Power

As for Waldo Ponce, he of course was at Dinamo Bender in Belarus.

All real club names BTW.


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Fabian Assmann (Argentine goalkeeper), André André (FC Porto)

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Forgot about the ex-Motherwell striker, Willie Pettigrew. Always "raised" a chuckle.


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